dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
I am not a comedian, but it won't stop me from trying. I am a fan of many things, but my attention wavers. Here I challenge myself to write witty essays on a myriad of topics in 2 minutes or less (not counting editing), and if I do my job well, they will inform and amuse. Please let me know how I do!